How to be a proper chicken

If you were born as a chicken, the animal chicken (I don’t know if there is another type of chicken other than the animal), then just be yourself! But if you were born as something else other than a chicken, then you can’t be a proper chicken, deal with it, nobody cares anyway (sorry if the text sounds harsh, I mean, if you do want to be proper chicken, it’s a bad idea, you just can’t, find another dream, there are a lot of things you can do/be other than a proper chicken, don’t be sad okay, everything’s going to be fine).

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